Formaldehyde Candy... Really Sweet

"White Rabbit" the all time favorite candy from China just got even better. Aside from its edible inner wrapper and oh so sweet milky flavor, it now has Formaldehyde or should I say embalming fluid in it. The Philippine BFAD examined "White Rabbit" and several other china made food and found formaldehyde in it.

The Philippine Chinese Embassy told reporters that they would recheck all imported Chinese products and file cases against the local distributors and their Chinese counterparts . However, they did not say anything about recalling all those food.

Friday the 13th...

Dudes! that thing about Friday the thirteenth is really true because everything went wrong for me that day.....

First, Between 1:00 - 3:00 pm I and my Bros from the frat were having a good time picking up prostitutes for the gay neophyte (lucky bastard). After an hour of haggling, we managed to get 2 girls to agree to our demands which is to give a good show and for 1,300 pesos. After an hour, the neophyte was now naked waiting for the 2 girls to undress when everything was prepared and we thought nothing could ever go wrong, a girl stormed in to the apartment where we were looking so angry that we were so shocked we could not move. She bitch-slapped his boyfriend and every body in the room including the girls and the neophyte. We hurriedly went out and ran for our lives it was so scary.... some of escaped with red cheeks and the unfortunate ones with scratches on their faces. I on the other hand escaped unharmed.....

When we were discussing the situation assessing what went wrong and stuff. when i reached out in my pocket, and was surprised to find 2 sachetes of instant coffee which I bought earlier. One pack is Strong which costs 6 pesos and the other one extrastrong which costs 7 pesos. I spent 13 pesos for the two.... Now im a convinced that there is indeed something wrong with that number.